Accidentally Drunk

Last night my mom and I went to a wine tasting at this new wine & cheese market in Bellevue called Porcella. The owner Kelly opened the Bada Lounge back in the day and now has this new joint.

As the night goes on we are enjoying the different wine and food pairings. When the tasting ended a bunch of people were going to buy a few bottles and open some of them to drink there. We decided to do the same and before long it was almost 10:00 PM and I was wasted! I bought some salami for DK and mom drove my drunken ass home. I somehow got to bed, not sure how that happened but I must have done it on my own because my contacts weren't in my eyes when I woke up at 6:00 this morning.

As I drove my wobbly self to work this morning all I could think about was a bagel, cause bagels are good in the morning after drinking. But I had a conference call with some people in New York and I didn't want to be late so there was no bagel in my future. Here's where the story gets good - As I'm walking down the hall towards my temporary office I see that someone has set up a table in the lounge with doughnuts, fruit, and best of all NOAH'S BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE! There was a sign that said "Happy Birthday Mike!" More like happy fucking birthday Ash! Yes, there is a god!