Thursday, May 11, 2006

Life in the Fast Lane

I would just like to tell you that I got kicked out of the express line at the grocery store on Sunday night. I was really pissed! I had 17 items instead of 15 and some of the items were duplicates. Plus, it seems like the number of items is a guideline and if you have to count to see how close you are, you should just be allowed to use the fucking express line! Thanks for listening.


Anonymous said...

I never knew they would really do that. I better avoid an embarrassing situation from now on. What jerks!


Anonymous said...

I hate people like you. If your can of beans contains 112 beans you should not be in a 15 item line. Cheater!


Nuclear Toast said...

That's what you tree-huggin' hippies get for trying to beat the system. Sometimes The Man wins! Ha ha ha ha!