Thursday, November 01, 2007

Joke: Calmness in our lives

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

5 comments:

bladio said...

i started off unhappy when i read the first paragraph of your post, thinking about all the crap i need to get done in order to achieve inner peace.

but then i felt so happy upon reading your success! i love your interpretation. hooray!

NuclearToast said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh my sides <wipes eyes>

CJ said...

brillian! I think you should email this to Dr. Phill :)

Raggedy Angst said...

I decided to make a list of all the things I started and finished today. The first thing on my list will be this com

Ash said...

I should clarify - I just posted this and didn't write it. My mom forwarded it to me so I can't take credit!