Monday, September 18, 2006

Bad Adults

  • Bad adults drink Jägermeister before breakfast.
  • Bad adults get drunk at the Hawks game on a Sunday.
  • Bad adults get into the hot tub on a Sunday night with a bunch of beer and a box of wine when they know they have to go to work in 10 hours.
  • Bad adults drive to Wendy's in their underwear on a Sunday night at 10:30 with an open bottle of wine (not the driver I might add.)
  • Bad adults have a compulsive urge to do doughnuts in parking lots.
  • Bad adults pass out on the couch with a frosty and wake up at 3:00 am on Monday morning hating life with their contacts glued to their eyes.
  • Bad adults get beat up by a Yeti and told they are bad adults.

Please feel free to comment with your own bad adult description. :)


Anonymous said...

--Bad adults decide to urinate in public places with surveillance cameras watching
--Bad adults drink jack then jager then jack all before breakfast
--Bad adults bet on other bad adults vomiting posibilities

NuclearToast said...

<taking notes>

I had no idea I was so not bad!

Anonymous said...

Bad adults go to Wendy's wearing only wet boxer shorts with an open bottle of wine between their legs.

Bad adults have trouble getting off their friend's couch and crash head first into an entertainment center.

Bad adults leave their cell phone out in the rain all night long.

bladio said...

I'm glad to see marriage hasn't instantly turned you into a boring old lady.

Ash said...

I would like to say that I did not do this, but it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen... Bad adults dance naked with a box of Franzia in front of their private parts!