PETA has finally lost it

Bladio occasionally blogs about new Ben & Jerry's flavors. I wonder what she thinks about this idea. I support many of PETA's causes. This is not one of them.

PETA asks Ben & Jerry's to switch to breast milk.

Man charged with battery for farting near cop

OMG, I was ROFL when I read this article!

Chris: take note of this cautionary tale!

Seriously, this article is so funny, you have to read it.

Jose A. Cruz is my new hero.
Dwight Schrute just got knocked down a notch.

FAIL!

I submitted this to the Fail blog today. I have my fingers crossed that they will select it!

OMG - I found an orphaned sock!

Random sock mania has hit my office! Check out what I found this morning! When I saw it, I was so excited I ran to my desk to grab my phone and snap a picture. I spilled hot tea on my hand in the process. Well worth the sting!

Scratch Padding, Nuclear Toast and Chronicles of a Nini have also found mysterious socks in or near their offices.

I think this is the result of static cling. Someone puts on a freshly washed and dried garment, oblivious to the fact that a sock is clinging on for dear life, wondering if it will ever be reunited with its mate. At some point the static cling loses its strength and POW, the sock falls to the ground. Why doesn’t this happen with other small items like underwear or washcloths? Why socks? Does anyone have any other theories as to why this happens?

Still no cigarettes!

I have gone 2.5 weeks without smoking. It's getting much easier. I rarely think about them now. When I do think about them, it's not really in a fond way anymore.

At what point do I say I quit smoking? I feel weird saying that. Right now I just say "I haven't smoked in 18 days!" And whoever I say that to asks "Oh, are you quitting?" Technically, I quit smoking 2.5 weeks ago, but it feels like I am still quitting, so when do I say that I have quit? I guess when I have been off the Chantix for a month. That seems like a good mark. What do you think?

Adios!