Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Holy Crap

File under:
  • Can't sing
  • Can't dance
  • Has fake boobs

Dear Heidi,

If you are reading this, please consider this tidbit of advice... Stick to being a d-list "reality" "star". I honestly think if you video taped me singing karaoke to "Baby Got Back" it would be better than this. At least it would be funny.


NuclearToast said...

Can't sing? She's ok.
Can't dance? Ok, you're right.
Fake boobs? Niiiiiiccceee!

But, who is she?

Ash said...

She is Heidi Montag, frenemy of LC of The Hills which is an MTV spinoff of Laguna Beach.